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Will he stop the cavalry?
The Three Star General has ridden into town, not quite on a white horse nor in a white hat, but in suitably heroic pose, declaring that he’s the man to put paid to the Senator’s audacious grab for...
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Relief as Lots of Little Green Men Take Over
These guys in green should strike intimidation into any rebels involved in Perthville’s latest riot. Led by the Three Star General, the dudes in khaki have just disembarked from a speedy train ride,...
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Diplomat Does Nasty Really Nicely
Isaac Goldberg defined diplomacy as the nastiest of things in the nicest way. The Diplomat we know in Perthville was spying on a naked lady – quite nasty – but said that he did it out in the open so...
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Coup d’étitfortat
The French knew a lot about overthrowing people and stuff. Today the Opposition Leader of Perthville will look to France for her guiding principles as she prepares to stage a coup against the...
View ArticleNever Mind Ducks or Horses of Whatever Size
Perthville’s rock-jaw Three Star General was today succumbing to an irascible, bullying Senator when a prodigy turned up to save the day. It was the town’s struggling Tennis Player. He may still be...
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Mafia Checkmate Champion and Play Him In Blindfold Chess
Kibitzer (noun), meaning spectator of a chess match who gives his advice without being asked for it. Right now, we are all Kibitzers. Our favourite Chess Champion is, as we know, an intelligent man....
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Nothing is Certain But Death and Coups/Car Accidents/Fires
After giving an ancient woman a helping hand into the next life, Death has decided to play a larger role in the coup. His plan is to kill the Senator to make the whole process much smoother for the...
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VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL: Crazy or Drunk or Apathetic in Love
The Three Star General is playing matchmaker today, of all days, to reunite Michelle with Barack Obama. He sent out a battalion to recapture Barack in a beautiful Valentine’s Day gesture, and...
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Going to Beat You Again Like a Drum
Now that our Three Star General is feeling firmly in command, he’s gone all out and set up a dance party in the paddock. He’s even flying in his favourite performer, Vanessa Amorosi, to headline...
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Heart Surgeon and Three-Star-General Do the Beyonce and Jay-Z on a Dark Beach...
Instant attraction is something that can occur any time, any place. Sometimes, it can be despicably inconvenient. Perthville’s Three Star General would attest to that. Bang in the middle of a...
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